Ron Artest’s entry—Artest on Artest:
Diego Maradona’s post-firing press conference:
“Treason is everywhere,” Maradona said to reporters from a prepared script. He said he was called to take control of the team 21 months earlier, when it was split by internal problems.
“They asked me to put out the fire, and we did it,” he said. “I have given everything.”
Who wins? Well, Ron Artest. But more importantly: everyone.